Its on like..

Woof

Mama left my bedroom open and stinky Nina stole my bulldog friend and started to chew on him. I was out of my mind with grief. I barked and cried and when that didn't work I went to the other end of the house so I didn't have to hear my bulldog squeak. Dad heard though and came and saved him for me (its his job he does the labour intensive jobs here under my supervision).

I think that Nina should be kicked out of the house. Just saying. 

Regis

PS my little green bulldog is ok he's just a little shook up.

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